"When was Jesus a baby?"
"Two thousand years ago."
"TWO THOUSAND?!!?!?!? Was that before my nap???"
"How many pieces does this puzzle have?"
"This puzzle has one thousand pieces!!!"
"Whoa!! Is that more than several??"
"Mommy! I'll help you give Noah a bath, because I like to see the circle thingy in the middle of his parts wiggle back and forth when I pour water on it."
"Hey Ali, what would you like to be when you grow up?"
"Um.... I would like to be a shape. No, I would like to be a fairy but a frog that can fly."
When we were on our way to Pratt City to volunteer and give toys to the Tornado Survivors, Ali asked, "Are we going to give the Mommies computers? Because Mommies have to have computers."
"Can God change his clothes all by his self with no help? Because His clothes are very big."
"I bet God has to get a haircut all the time, because He's a boy."
"Will there be lots of beds in Heaven? Because I might be tired when we get there."
"Will there be TVs in heaven? Because I might like to watch a movie."
"Are lambs made out of marshmallows? Because they look soft like them."
"Does God go to sleep? Does he have a huge switch to turn the lights off in heaven?"