Me: "Do you want to stay home today?"
Ali: "Yes, because my tummy accidentally hit the button that made it hurt. There's a red button and a yellow button and a green button but the red button makes it hurt, and my tummy accidentally pushed the red button to make it hurt."
Me: "What does the green button do?"
Ali: "The green button doesn't do anything. It just changes colors. It changes red and green and pink. But the yellow one does do anything. The yellow one is to slow down while doing the red one, because my tummy doesn't want me to hurt it TOO MUCH."
Me: "Can you hit the yellow button, then?"
Ali: "No, you can't reach it because it's way deep down in my tummy."
Me: "So how do you reach it?"
Ali: "God has to reach down because his arms are the longest."
Me: "Ali, you were supposed to be napping. Have you been playing instead?"
Me: "Then what have you been doing?"
Ali: "I just had hard deciding which side of my head should go on my pillow."
We were in a public bathroom at the mall...Ali was on the toilet. She exhaled very satisfied and said, "OOOOH!!!! That was a GOOD tee-tee!!"
(There were giggles from the stall next to us)
After she got off of the toilet, she wanted to sit on the floor but knowing better, asked, "Is this bathroom dirty?"
"So it's okay for bathrooms to be dirty? Are they kinda like garages?"
"I guess so."
"It would take FOREVER to clean this bathroom up!!!"