"Sometimes, when I'm in the bathtub, I tell the waves to be calm like Jesus - just to see if I can do it too. AND - after a minute -- they are!!"
"I always make up songs to sing to bad guys, if I ever see one. I make up songs about Jesus. That way they can learn about Jesus, then they won't be bad anymore! Isn't that a great idea?"
We were talking about temperatures and what it takes for things to freeze... I was explaining that for snow to stick, it has to be below 32 degrees. She thought for a minute, then hypothesized...
"Yes, but if the ground had honey on it, the snow would stick no matter what. Right?"
"I'm going to have an international party!"
"What does that mean, international?"
"It means a really good one!!"
"Mommy, can I ask you a question?"
"What in the WORLD is Pearl River Resort???"