I was drying Ali's hair with a towel, and apparently yanked on it too hard...
"Ouch!!! Mommy, it breaks my heart when you do that."
"Issues" has become a major part of Ali's vocabulary...
She's also spending a lot of time trying to figure out how Jesus can be everywhere but she can't see him. Which led to this frustrated comment one day:
"Sometimes I have issues finding Jesus around here."
The other night before bed, she was thinking back to the night before and said, "Last night I had issues closing my eyes."
And then, one day in the car...
"I'm having issues back here!!!"
"What kind of issues?"
"What kind of hair issues??"
"ROUND hair issues!!!"
They have the gigantonormous chairs that I saw in the Sky Mall catalog at Sam's. Ali saw them and was amazed...
"WOW - that chair is NOT just my size!!!"
"It's not my size either."
"It's Daddy's size!!"
"No, it's bigger than Daddy too."
"That chair is GOD'S size!!!"
And this one really deserves a post of it's own...
Chris was getting Ali ready for bed and had a bit of a loud bodily function...
"Wow Daddy!! Your toot was so loud it hurt my ears!!!! Do you have a picture of it??"