Cutting Edge Social Media News Reporting!

I found my calling in football at the first game this year via tweeting. I really did pay more attention to the game and enjoyed it all the more by pretending to be a cutting edge reporter. Here are my tweets from the game, for those who can't wait to get your hands on the view of the game from a (not-too-footbally) girl's perspective:


Headed to the game! Will try hard not to fall asleep.;) (reference: http://tinyurl.com/kt7agl)Glad I understand football better these days! 4:04 PM Sep 5th from TweetDeck


There are a lot of hokey cheers around here...4:35 PM Sep 5th from txt


You know how when you're at a dam, its fun to refer to everything as the dam bridge, the dam water, the dam opening? I shall use hokey. 4:45 PM Sep 5th from txt

There are a lot of hokey people wearing hokey colors. Cheering for a hokey team. Hopefully none are hokily reading over my shoulder. 4:46 PM Sep 5th from txt


Two hokey sorority girls literally just hauled into me from the back and knocked me nearly down. Hokey. 4:52 PM Sep 5th from txt


What's that playground game where you all hold hands and someone tries to break thru? We r apparently playing that in line for cokes. Hokey. 4:58 PM Sep 5th from txt


In our non-hokey seats!! I've never been in an upper deck and were in the very last row..i like it! I adore heights. 5:10 PM Sep 5th from txt


Plus, if you're in the highest row, its a guarantee that no one above you can spill their beer on you. Now the people in front of you, maybe 5:11 PM Sep 5th from txt


Hokey team takes the field! What a hokey run! Whoo hoo! If I tweet this whole game to stay entertained, will anyone fuss? 5:13 PM Sep 5th from txt


We rock. Hokeys hoke. 5:14 PM Sep 5th from txt


Excuse me, fellow fans, but the game is much more enjoyable if we all rest our feet and sit...5:19 PM Sep 5th from txt


Why does "boo", "juuulio", and "deux" all have to sound the same when cheered? I'm always trying to figure out what bad call were booing. 5:20 PM Sep 5th from txt


Our first scoring kiss of the season!!! Any many more to come. 5:25 PM Sep 5th from txt


I really do love heights, by the way...wasnt being hokily sarcastic. I like it up here! 5:28 PM Sep 5th from txt


That hokey fumble was awesome! Even I jumped and screamed! 5:52 PM Sep 5th from txt


Hokey band is too hokin' loud. I find myself involuntarily tapping to it - very hokey thing to do for a bama fan. 6:01 PM Sep 5th from txt


here's where we are : RT @RehpoChris The view from the top! Roll Tide!!!!! http://twitpic.com/gngth 6:06 PM Sep 5th from txt


I wish I could tweet something before it made it on tv.....touchdown!!! Oh. Sorry. Guess I need to wait till it happens first. #Bama 6:08 PM Sep 5th from txt


Wish I could go back and add #bama to my 5,635 tweets so far tonight. It was pretty hokey of me to forget to hashtag. 6:12 PM Sep 5th from txt


Snuggling on the back row of #bama game is kinda like snuggling in the movie theatre. Except its not dark. & hubby is really just stressed. 6:16 PM Sep 5th from txt


besides the score of course, this is nice.I wouldnt find it a bit hokey if they decided to make bryant-denny an indoor stadium #DomeUs #bama 6:55 PM Sep 5th from txt


Aaaaand the hokey band is performing the hokiest version of the hokey-pokey ever tooted on a trombone. You were sadly correct, @greekgrits . 7:01 PM Sep 5th from txt


Deep Dark Random Confession: I'm a stadium bathroom hypocrite. I want everyone else to hurry but I take my time. I should be shot. #Bama 7:32 PM Sep 5th from txt


The tables have turned: @ryanseacrest is watching ME on tv! I'll try not to high-five the blind guy sitting in front of me. ;) 8:02 PM Sep 5th from txt


Its nervous in here. @rehpochris is chewing his gotee and bouncing on his toes...celebration never lasts too long in here. #bama 8:20 PM Sep 5th from txt


Whoo hoo! Hokin' hokey band is quiet now! Dancing to "yay alabama"! #bama #rolltide 8:32 PM Sep 5th from txt


Guy next to me is fanning himself (and me) mercilessly with his program. I think its a nervous twitch. I'm freezing. #bama 8:42 PM Sep 5th from txt


What hokeys! They're all leaving! I bet they'll have one hoke of a night. 8:44 PM Sep 5th from txt


We just beat the hoke outta you!!! #bama 8:50 PM Sep 5th from txt


So, that was it. That was my ground-breaking newscast. Don't you feel so much more informed about what REALLY happened at the game now? I know. I'm so insightful.