"Girls sit down to put their panties on and boys stand up to put their boxers on. That's what boys and girls do to put their bottom clothes on."
Ali: "I'm going to sing a song about Jesus. Do you want to sing too?"
Me: "Sure! What is it?"
Ali: "It's called Nemo."
Me: "How does it go?"
Ali: "J-E-S-U-S, J-E-S-U-S, J-E-S-U-S,and Jesus was His Nemo."
Ali: "I wanna wear my dress with the funny diamonds today!!"
Me: "What dress is that?"
Ali: "I'll get it." (She goes and finds it)
Me: "OH! Your HOUNDSTOOTH dress!"
Ali: "There were ten disciples."
Me: "No, there were twelve."
Ali: "No, Jesus had twelve, but I have ten."
Ali: "...And you have three and Gramamma has six."
Me: "What are disciples?"
Ali: "They're colors."
Me: "What do you want to get Tessa for her birthday?"
Ali: "Little baby dominoes."
Me: "She's onlly going to be one year old - she's probably not old enough for those yet. What did you like to play with when you were one?"
Me, when Ali had a cold: "Where are all of those bogeys coming from?!?!?!"
Ali: "They're coming from...they're coming from Israel!!! And the others are coming from Egypt."
Ali spun in many circles, then learned the hard way the consequences. She sat down, got this fearful look on her face, and said, "Is the .... is the ROOM spinning?!?!?!?!"
Ali: "Am I six years old yet?"
Ali: "When will I be six?"
Me: "In three years."
Ali: "One...two....three. Am I six now?"